They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken. ~Raymond Floyd
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. ~Jim Murray
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. ~Pete Dye
My handicap? Woods and irons. ~Chris Codiroli
Even God has to practice his putting. ~Golf Saying
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. ~Jim Bishop
If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. ~Lee Trevino
I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them. ~Harry Toscano
"Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is "Wear it if it clashes." ~Henry Beard, Golfing, 1985
I know I am getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators. ~Gerald Ford
I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there. ~Bob Hope, about his golfing
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