Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again. ~Lon Hinkle
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing. ~Ben Hogan
One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa. ~Mac O'Grady, describing a typical round of golf
When you hear someone shout "You da man," if he ain't shouting at Arnold Palmer, then it ain't da man. ~Ron Green, Charlotte Observer
If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf. ~Percey Boomer
Yeah, after each of my downhill putts. ~Homero Blancas, asked if he had any uphill putts
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle. ~Author Unknown
What's nice about our tour is you can't remember your bad shots. ~Bob Bruce, about the senior tour
To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly. ~Author Unknown
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. ~Jack Lemmon
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play. ~Joe E. Lewis
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. ~Will Rogers
I don't like watching golf on TV. I can't stand whispering. ~David Brenner
