Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk

Golf Quotes

Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out. ~Princess Anne of Great Britain


Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez


"After all, golf is only a game," said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying. ~P.G. Wodehouse, Order by Golf, 1922


When I putt, my emotions collide like tectonic plates. It's left my memory circuits full of scars that won't heal. ~Mac O'Grady


The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. ~Billy Graham


That son of a bitch was able to hole a putt over 60 feet of peanut brittle. ~Lloyd Mangrum, about Bobby Locke


Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists. ~Heywood Hale Broun


Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun? ~Bob Hope


His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays. ~Ian Baker-Finch, on John Daly


John certainly gives it a good hit, doesn't he? My Sunday best is a Wednesday afternoon compared to him. ~Nick Faldo, on John Daly


I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez

Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it

Golf Quotes

Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again. ~Lon Hinkle


Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing. ~Ben Hogan


One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa. ~Mac O'Grady, describing a typical round of golf


When you hear someone shout "You da man," if he ain't shouting at Arnold Palmer, then it ain't da man. ~Ron Green, Charlotte Observer

If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf. ~Percey Boomer

Yeah, after each of my downhill putts. ~Homero Blancas, asked if he had any uphill putts


Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle. ~Author Unknown


What's nice about our tour is you can't remember your bad shots. ~Bob Bruce, about the senior tour

To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly. ~Author Unknown


If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. ~Jack Lemmon


I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play. ~Joe E. Lewis


The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. ~Will Rogers


I don't like watching golf on TV. I can't stand whispering. ~David Brenner