Born to golf. Forced to work. ~Author Unknown
Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose. ~Woodrow Wilson
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~Jimmy DeMaret
A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible. ~Author Unknown
Gone golfin'... be back dark thirty. ~Author Unknown
If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle. ~Author Unknown
My body is here, but my mind has already teed off. ~Author Unknown
If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using "an outside agency" and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf. ~Henry Longhurst
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt. ~Fletcher Knebel
May thy ball lie in green pastures... and not in still waters. ~Author Unknown
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie. ~George Deukmejian
