The average golfer doesn't play golf

Golf Quotes

The average golfer doesn't play golf. He attacks it. ~Jack Burke


The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil. ~Author Unknown


One under a tree, one under a bush, one under the water. ~Lee Trevino, describing how he was one under during a tournament


Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. ~Tiger Woods


The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows. ~P.G. Wodehouse


It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg. ~J.C. Snead, on his putting


Any game where a man 60 can beat a man 30 ain't no game. ~Burt Shotten


There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray. ~Lee Trevino


Golf is not just an exercise; it's an adventure, a romance... a Shakespeare play in which disaster and comedy are intertwined. ~Harold Segall


The worst club in my bag is my brain. ~Chris Perry


Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. ~Robin Williams, 1986


Golf is hockey at the halt. ~Arthur Marshall, 1985


There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get to see? Thirty-seven guys in polyester slacks squinting at the sun. Doesn't that set your blood racing? ~Peter Andrews